This is a sketch that has been in my head for the last couple of days and I just had to let it out...ENJOY!!!! 8) ...
The scenary is in God's throne room....
Me: *walks in* Well humanity is at it again.
God: *puzzled* Why is that?
Me:*exhausted* Some of them are saying that you are against same sex marriage and killing people in your name.
God: *facepalms* Ugh.
Satan: *appears in his absolute best, with a suit and tie and his short, black, wavy hair, slicked back, laughing*
Me: *looking annoyed* What are you laughing at Satan?
God: *ignores Satan's laughter and looks at me with a sincere look* I honestly don't have a problem with anyone who wants to marry the same sex. I love everyone for who they truly are. And I wouldn't tell anyone that I told them to kill them.
Satan: *laughing* Yeah, I have a problem with it.
Me: *looks at Satan* Why?
God: *is disgusted with Satan and leaves the room*
Satan: *says with arrogance* If everyone knew God's true character then there would be peace and love..I love confusion, chaos and hate..so all of those people who say they are christians and blurt out that God is against same sex marriage and so forth are truly working for me...
Me: * gets extremely angry and looks directly into Satan's eyes* Well I am going to tell them the truth about God, find all that are willing to listen to spread love and tell everyone that needs to hear the truth that God isn't against same sex marriage and so on.
*sits down*
Satan: *turns away, grumbles and leaves the room*
God: *reappears and sits next to me with a smile* Well done!
Me: *smiles back* I am here for you any time you need me.
To be continued.....
The scenary is in God's throne room....
Me: *walks in* Well humanity is at it again.
God: *puzzled* Why is that?
Me:*exhausted* Some of them are saying that you are against same sex marriage and killing people in your name.
God: *facepalms* Ugh.
Satan: *appears in his absolute best, with a suit and tie and his short, black, wavy hair, slicked back, laughing*
Me: *looking annoyed* What are you laughing at Satan?
God: *ignores Satan's laughter and looks at me with a sincere look* I honestly don't have a problem with anyone who wants to marry the same sex. I love everyone for who they truly are. And I wouldn't tell anyone that I told them to kill them.
Satan: *laughing* Yeah, I have a problem with it.
Me: *looks at Satan* Why?
God: *is disgusted with Satan and leaves the room*
Satan: *says with arrogance* If everyone knew God's true character then there would be peace and love..I love confusion, chaos and hate..so all of those people who say they are christians and blurt out that God is against same sex marriage and so forth are truly working for me...
Me: * gets extremely angry and looks directly into Satan's eyes* Well I am going to tell them the truth about God, find all that are willing to listen to spread love and tell everyone that needs to hear the truth that God isn't against same sex marriage and so on.
*sits down*
Satan: *turns away, grumbles and leaves the room*
God: *reappears and sits next to me with a smile* Well done!
Me: *smiles back* I am here for you any time you need me.
To be continued.....